10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament