10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• im going to 2 out you to death
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)