10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike