10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)