10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.