10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- im going to 2 out you to death