10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is for loners.