10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-