10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!