10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.