10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "No river, no fish."
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...