10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth