10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker is for loners.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977