10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker