10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"