10 Random Poker Quotes

• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow