10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.