10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Fold and live to fold again
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson