10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Fold and live to fold again
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.