10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Welcome to kicker school
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.