10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --