10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson