10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Poker is for fat, American losers.