10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword