10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!