10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson