10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Welcome to kicker school
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.