10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!