10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio