10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss