10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.