10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown