10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT