10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• It's Free To Fold...
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."