10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack