10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker is for loners.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.