10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Welcome to kicker school
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.