10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones