10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it