10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier