10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe