10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- It's Free To Fold...
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"