10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels