10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.