10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz