10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.