10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Welcome to kicker school
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon