10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-