10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm