10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Poker is for loners.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...